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Perhaps you have already become used to Verizon’s Droid tossing names at the iPhone like an 8-year-old boy behind his teacher’s back.

However, the latest ill feelings directed at Apple’s little cutey seem beyond even anything heard in an elementary school.

In a new TV spot, Droid asks an important question: “Should a phone be pretty?” To which many sane people would say “yes,” and many emotionally challenged beings made of metal would say, “Huh? What?”

Its answer–the latest in its presentation of the Droid as a robotphone–is to hurl metallic-tasting custard pies as if the Apple store was a state fair.

“Should it be a tiara-wearing digitally clueless beauty pageant queen?” belches the ad’s rhetoric, clearly referencing the iPhone, while wrapping the pie in a question.

I know many Socratically-inclined Apple fanpersons will object to the notion that beauty is only skin deep. But they will surely rail against the mere suggestion that the iPhone is digitally clueless.

Of course, this ad implicitly suggests that the Droid is, well, one of Cinderella’s sisters, which might well affect its abilities to entice certain sectors of the populace.

Actually, the suggestion is more than implicit, for the deeply hirsute voice declares: “Is it a precious porcelain figurine of a phone? In truth, no.”

So do you wait for a design that is pretty and is, as this ad so elegantly puts it, “racehorse duct-taped to a Scud missile fast” or do you have to compromise?

I know they say you can’t have everything in life, but surely there must be some very attractive engineer out there who can give us everything in a few square inches of cell phone.

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